She will play you like a violin.
Let me borrow that top.
It's never not ugh with this one.
Just more ugh.
My first wish is for a change of clothes.
Hey guys, did I mention I'm in the military?
I don't know why he's walking like a fancy lady.
It's all about Denise's face in that shot.
A seldom-seen, hard-earned triumph.
She can work anything.
Stank and swank at the same time.
Yeah, sure, whatever.
The K stands for... something, I'm sure.
To close, I'll leave you with a brief, blurry video of Cliff presenting his gift to Clair. Her enunciation of "tacky" (that adds extra syllables and a full-on H sound) is easily one of the best single words ever spoken on television. Enjoy.