This is what Madonna was afraid she'd age into.
Why do we torment this poor woman?
Not a doctor yet.
"I'm thirsty." #ArrestedDevelopment
What does that shirt say? "Be a..." something.
She should scrap everything except the zany fish earrings.
Snatching a minor triumph from the jaws of defeat.
Working it even when it doesn't work.
Blah blah stuff things.
Sorry that these entries have been coming in a little late recently. I'm still committed to serving as much hotness as possible, despite scheduling oddities. Thanks for sticking with me, folks!