Snake in the basement: ain't nobody got time for that.
If you want to keep him plump, you probably shouldn't have him run so much.
I love his crush on Denise. Mostly because it makes a ton of sense.
Range of emotion: she has it.
A hard-fought battle, and yet still a loss.
I think his top might give a pictorial retelling of the plot of Star Wars.
Does anyone still wear a hat? (Where are my theater gays?)
Those have to be extensions, right? She can't have grown all this over a summer.
Why would you ever buy that particular apron?
Starting this week and continuing until the end of season three, I'll end each entry with a new segment: HOW ARE THEY HIDING PHYLICIA'S PREGNANCY THIS WEEK?
Pay no attention to the fetus behind the curtain.
Giving the full Zbornak.
I'm going to end this week with another request for you to tweet @BillCosby with a link to my blog. Pretty please? Or just tweet about my blog to your own followers. Write about it anywhere online, really. I'm determined to become the premier source of Huxtable fashion knowledge on the internet, but I can't do that if nobody knows about this site. You're all popular and well connected, I'm sure. Help a dude out!
And now I'm going to go talk to my friends about Denise's hair. (Yes, I try unsuccessfully to engage people in conversations about sitcom fashion minutiae.) Until next week, lovelies.