Triumph from the front, tragedy from the side.
Try not to see the pocket buttons as giant white nipples.
I'm not ashamed of my attraction to him.
Would a belt have killed you?
I admit to putting less effort into Sondra. I'm sorry.
What if all of the Village People were just one woman?
Gangsters gone wrong.
Feel the beat of the rhythm of the nightmare.
Your husband needs one of those belts.
She has a lot of unsupervised phone access for a kid her age.
That hair is all Heidi realness.
If you're going to take someone's stuff, at least take something good.
His smug expression has gotten a lot of mileage this season.
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It seems to me that he lived his life like a candle in the thrift store.
There were better shots of his sweater, but THAT FACE!
I see no sweating happening, Doctor.
It's time again, folks: HOW ARE THEY HIDING PHYLICIA'S PREGNANCY THIS WEEK?
By not featuring her in the episode! That's right, Clair doesn't appear even for a brief phone call. My love for her is deep enough that I actually felt like I missed her. My mental health continues to plummet as a result of this blog.
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