Maybe he's just hiding a case of virulent cankles.
He came so close.
Her smile hides daggers.
Maybe something bigger than daggers. Cleavers. Spears.
Fun fact: Vanessa eats a lot of apples.
I'm not sure I could withstand the impact of a clear image.
It's not easy (or fashionable) being green.
He knows the awful power he wields.
You know it, you love it: HOW ARE THEY HIDING PHYLICIA'S PREGNANCY THIS WEEK?
Do not break her shoe. She will not be pleased.
Do let her tell you what the rules are. She loves that.
Peepin' like a creep.
She's clutching that cushion in an almost lascivious manner.
Like sands through the hourglass, these are the minutes you wasted reading about clothes worn on television 25 years ago. If you don't consider that time a waste (and you shouldn't: think of all you've learned!), then I hope you'll consider donating to the cause. Think of me like one of those children that Sally Struthers used to schill for, except instead of flies crawling in my tear ducts, I have a hard drive overflowing with pictures of sitcom actors in outlandish sweaters. Just think, your one-time donation of a dollar could help this man get the DVD box set he needs to finish this asinine project he's started.
And even if you don't donate, I'll keep going, because that's how obsessed.