It's hard being young, attractive, rich, and horny. See, Theo doesn't want to break up with Tanya, but he also doesn't want to hurt Randi's feelings by not going out with her. Such a generous guy! Of course, while he's caught in his cloud of teenage male stupidity, Tanya takes the high road and has a direct conversation with him about how they should probably stop seeing each other. In another corner of the Huxtable household, Rudy and Cliff have a tea party, which Theo eventually joins. Lessons are learned, outfits are worn.
These are the clothes of a woman handling the stress of a crumbling relationship.
Girl, you'll be a woman soon.
RED ALERT! Sound the Strumpet Trumpet!
Giving him something he can feel.
The other good student. Theo hangs out with the hotter nerd.
No running in the halls, young man.
These boys know a ton about dating. No, wait. Not a ton. The other thing.
So close, yet... well, really not even close.
Oh you fancy huh?
He's not a man, but he plays one on TV.
Pip pip, old chap. Cheerio and ta ta.
And now: HOW ARE THEY HIDING PHYLICIA'S PREGNANCY THIS WEEK?
She knows I'm sassing and she can't even be bothered.
Ha ha. Giant box. We get it.
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